A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to the Oval Office I walked down the corridor, fresh from a meeting Criticised once again for the country's mistreating. "You said you'd balance the budget, so we could be happy. Who cares the economy's lively and snappy? The welfare's in turmoil. The income's declining. Are those enough reasons for us to be whining? You stink, Mr. Clinton. We shoulda voted for Dole, A nutcase, it's true, but less bad on the whole." I paid no attention, as is always the case. Anyway, my America loses no face. I pondered my fate as the USA's moniker, Then bumped into this girl: "Hi Bill. My name's Monica. My mom is a hooker. My dad is a surgeon. Dunno about you, but I'm still a virgin." You can guess what she did next: and down went my trousers! We must have been going for hours and hours! In the papers: "Get this! The Bill Clinton Sex Scandal!" Well, I guess Miss Lewinsky was too hot to handle. And now I must leave you, before I am late For a meeting with Paula I scheduled for 8. Learn from my mistake. You never should mess With a woman who wears a beret and blue dress. By William Jefferson Clinton

The Following Poem Was Written By Master Max Seddon When He Was 12.   He Lives In New York City And Attends School In Great Britain. All I Can Offer Is:  Out Of The Mouth Of Babes...

Copyright 1999 Max Seddon.