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Quo Vadis, Crazy Al ? |
The coup attempt has failed. The rebellious forces of Al Gore are on the verge of surrendering. The Republic is safe for now. But don't, for a second, believe that the army of Liberalism will not try again. Remember that Adolph Hitler made his first power grab years before he finally seized Germany by the throat. Today, however, the Sun of Righteousness is shining over America from sea to shining sea. President-elect George W. Bush is preparing to take the oath of office and be a Leader. He has no interest in being a Ruler as was the case with Crazy Al Gore. I'm sure that the current tenant at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is as busy as a little bee destroying evidence and laying procedural timebombs for the incoming Administration. Despots never leave easily. One of the good things that have come out of this electoral nonsense: the radicalization of the Republican voter. For decades, in the face of Democrat activism, Republicans have been "nice" and rolled over faster than a dockside doxie with a heart of gold. Now we are seeing the nascent rumblings of a new Republican activism. In the future when the Democrats send their minions into the streets they are going to be met by throngs of Republicans chanting "No More Mr. Nice Guy!" The GOP activists have an advantage over the Democrat thugs: the republicans are fighting for their homes and families. The Liberal knuckledraggers are mercenaries. They are in it for the cash or pharmaceuticals that they get at the end of the day. Make no mistake about these mercenaries - they are rough, they are tough and they crumble like a saltine cracker when faced with any organized opposition. For forty years the Liberals have been rhapsodizing "You say you want a Revolution". Well, now they've got one and I don't think they're going to like it. And, so now we watch Al Gore, leader of the failed coup attempt, as he climbs down off of his rocking horse and starts to scale the trash heap of History. This sorry crusade of his has shown the American People the true character of the Liberal Left. It is petulant, vindictive, mendacious, treacherous and at its core, as dumb as a sack full of hammers. The Liberal Left hired an army of shysters who do not blanch when they stand before a court of Law and flat out lie. When caught in their lies they will look you square in the eye and flop out another whopper. It's what they do. They are "True Believers" in their cause of Liberalism. A Death Camp by any other name would smell as horrific. What now for Crazy Al? He doesn't have much of a future in Big Ticket Politics. He is without Power, without money and without allies. The joke around Washington is that even Al Gore's best friend hates him. So much for Liberal solidarity. Al doesn't have much of an "old boy" network to call upon. Can he connect with his pals from that hoity-toity Prep School? Oh, I forgot, he was tossed from there. Maybe from Sidwell Friends Academy? No, they're Quakers, a group not known for its "pull" in D.C. political circles. Maybe he could dial up his buddies from "Nam". No, wait he was there only 20 weeks and most of that in an office under armed guard. Maybe the typewriter repairman has climbed the ladder of success and...nah. Perhaps Al could put the squeeze on his friends from his time at the Vanderbilt Divinity School? He flunked out and most of his compadres there either OD'd or are still hiding out from the DEA. Law School? Left kinda quickly there too. Harvard! Yes, that's the ticket. Al got a degree from Harvard, eventually. Of course, that leaves his stable of contacts a bit thin - Teddy Kennedy and Timothy Leary, and Leary is still clinically dead. Well, Tipper is pretty good with that camera of hers. Perhaps she could pick up a few dollars taking Kiddy pictures down at the Mall. I hear that Al's son is quite enthusiastic behind the wheel of a car. Maybe he and Al could team up and start "Big Al's Pizza You get it in 3 minutes or it's free!" Of course, if things really get dicey Mr. Gore could surely get a job at the Clinton Presidential Library handing out rubber gloves to the visitors. No matter how you look at it, Al Gore's time in the American spotlight is over. Unless of course, he gives into those latent urges percolating under that button-down surface and follows Kathleen Turner as the lead in the Broadway production of "Tallulah!" Oh, Al, you go girl! |
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